Introduction

I think I'll start by answering a few questions.
No, I'm not going to list the questions,I assume you'll be smart enough to figure them out on your own.
No, I will not update this blog every day, though that may change later. For now, twice  a week sounds about right.
No, I am not an authoritarian on anything.
No, this will not stop me from blogging about topics as if I were.
Yes, I will share random things about me and my life.
Yes, I will share things from the internet that I think are funny, and you probably won't.
Yes, some of my posts will be boring to you.
No, I am not a penguin disguised as a human. What kind of silly question is that.

So, if that is all the questions for now, I will move on to something else. How about a little about myself?
My name is Avery Smith. I am a student majoring in mathematics. I am a bit of a geek. I play D&D. I like playing sports, especially full contact ones and volleyball. I read quite a bit, and have many interests.]I like fruits, cheeses, meats, vegetables, breads, and most other types of food. I like cooking and baking. I also like eating. I am very overweight, but I'm on a diet and exercise regimen and I'm losing weight. Enough about me, I want to know about you. Anybody who reads this should leave me a fun fact  about yourself.

And now... The moment we've all been waiting for... iiiiiiit's... DERP OF THE DAY!